anemonii:

pursuable:

Jean-Baptiste MondinoMan Looking at the Origin of the World

most accurate thing ever

anemonii:

pursuable:

Jean-Baptiste Mondino
Man Looking at the Origin of the World

most accurate thing ever

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“But the Bible says…”

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jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

(Source: jaclcfrost)

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This is me. My entire life.

(Source: markbrendanawicz)

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seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

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lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

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browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

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eternalvirgin:

True friends let you hide their vibrators at their apartment when their judgmental catholic parents come to town

eternalvirgin:

True friends let you hide their vibrators at their apartment when their judgmental catholic parents come to town

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